Sep 23, 2007

Bicycle Puns (10/20/05)

I want to have a bike race with you. I'd totally win
you think
Oh, I know.
I think you've SPOKE to soon, my friend!
why don't you take a (bicycle) seat lil man
You know you can't HANDLE me
you sound PUMPED up, i may have to DEFLATE your confidence
That comes as a SHOCK to me. PEDDLE your trash talk elsewhere
you'd better GEAR up for the RIDE of your life, biotch
step down, before you BRAKE yourself
Whats the matter? Don't have an ARMSTRONG enough to finish typing?
why don't you take a SPROCKET and shove it up your ass
Woah there! Calm down. Are you having your period or something? Maybe you should change your PAD

1 comment:

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